Day 11, already behind. Keep on chugging, little engine!

15684 / 50000 words. 31% done!

Today's agenda:

1) Finish cleaning/pack for Florida;

2) Avoid a household reenactment of Mortal Kombat;

3) Write today's words.

Mom: I met one of Abby's friends once. She was an emu.

Me: ...A bird?

Mom: No, no. You know. Somebody who slits their wrists all the time.

Ah.

Edit: 12:04, no longer behind. BOOYAH.

18362 / 50000 words. 37% done!