I'm sure glad this came along, because I had no idea what I was going to write.

Chelsea

don't be a babyyyy

11:24pmNick

don't be a girl.

... wait...

11:24pmChelsea

on second thought, chelsea, please do be a girl.

you'd be a terrifying boy and probably shove me into lockers, because I'm Nick and therefore very small =]

[Nick's reply, if you were curious, took three minutes to type and was quite impressive up until the point when he referred to himself as "quite the huck of man meat." He meant "hunk," but that would hardly have saved his credibility. It made me think of a woman at Ladies Fitness, who refers to the mix-gender gyms as "meat markets."]

Nick Gotta give me points for trying

11:29pmChelsea There is no partial credit in the lit class of life.